1 definition by Daddy Done Cakes

A pizza that tastes so good it makes you wanna go beat off after you eat it.
C: Dude can I get a Beatzza?
D: A meatzza??
C: No a Beatzza?
D: Whats a Beatzza?
C: A pizza so good it makes you wanna beat off after you eat it!
D: Oh..... what's on it?
C: Pepperoni and Banana Peppers (DUH!!)
D: OK.... on Beatzza coming up!
by Daddy Done Cakes December 11, 2008
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