4 definitions by DadKum69
A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.
“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.
by DadKum69 July 24, 2021
When you have to shit but trust a fart to maneuver around the turd, but it betrays you and you shit yourself.
“Dude I had to shit so bad the other day and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but it was a Judas Fart and I shit myself”….
by DadKum69 July 24, 2021
When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
by DadKum69 March 31, 2021
A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.
“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”
by DadKum69 April 3, 2021