7 definitions by Dacarlo

An upper class celebrity who attempts to solicit the admiration of the common person by pretending to have a cockney accent.
"Jesus that Jamie Oliver is such a wordcunt/word and a mockney cunt at that!".
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
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jerk1 ( P ) Pronunciation (ass-jûrk)
v. assjerked, assjerk·ing, assjerks
v. tr.

1. The fast and furious movement of the bowles.
2. The conjoining of asshole and jerk indicating very poor behavior.
3. I was driving along the road when I got assjerked but some crap driver.
4. Those guys are such a group of assjerks.
"That lame PKer is such an assjerk!"
by Dacarlo August 5, 2005
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The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.
"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
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n.

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. She became the center of a media circus and political pawn when her parents fought against her husband in the courts to try to keep her alive (her husband contended that she wouldn't want to be kept alive in such a state.) Her husband won and her feeding tube was removed. On March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.
Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”
by Dacarlo April 19, 2005
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n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)
"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"
by Dacarlo April 8, 2004
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A non descript exclamation which usually accompanies alot of hooting and whistling at whatever is causing the excitement. Most likely coined in the southern states of north America (eg Texas). Can also be used to punctuate traditional country and western music.
It might also be exclaimed by the rider of a bull or bucking bronco at a rodeo or their spectators.
Whilst at the rodeo the rider of the bucking bronco yelled;

"YEEEEE HAWWWWWW!"
by Dacarlo April 8, 2004
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A slag term for a gay man who likes to put his cock up another mans anal passage. See wordass bandit/word or wordarse bandit/word Also see wordgay/word
"That guy is a blatent bum bandit".
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
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