3 definitions by Da Money

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The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.
Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world

Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.

Hirty Harry: You bastard.
by Da Money March 17, 2005
a poem

if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
you will never amount to more than a biggie sized fuck.

if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.

not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.

when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.

you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.

ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.

when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.
winning this fight is easy as schnigglepuffs.
by Da Money March 15, 2005
uh fuck yo mamma, she is as easy schnigglepuffs. there is no reason to dicrase the page with your smartass antics, you muthaphuckin' pice of shit cum chuggin' whore i hope you suck Adolf Hitler's dick in hell. if you respond to this on this site i will have your family murdered . oh my no such thing as fucking god, god one fucking letter and you go and fuck up the whole goddammed page do relise that i more than likly made some more spelling errors point them out i fucking fuck up your whole life, well i would love to stay and chat but your a total fuck up, bye!
P.S. you still owe me 1,000 dollars

P.P.S. jackass
killing you in your sleep will be as easy as schnigglepuffs.
by Da Money March 13, 2005

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