2 definitions by DPaptG
A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.
This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
In effect, your dream gets you off.
This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
In effect, your dream gets you off.
"Man I hadn't masturbated in so long, I got a dreamjob last night."
"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."
"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."
"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"
"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."
"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."
"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"
by DPaptG February 5, 2010
A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.
XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!
Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.
Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.
The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.
Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.
The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
by DPaptG February 7, 2010