DNAGuy's definitions

firealarm beep

The beeping of a fire alarm with a low battery, constantly and without end because the person won't change the battery.

She was as annoying as a firealarm beep!

by DNAGuy November 24, 2020

audacity of dis B

Where TF the person thinks they get off....

My coworker went silent all day knowing I can not be trusted to manage my own mouth with peeps, the audacity of dis B!

by DNAGuy February 1, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

broughted

The past tense action of "brought", used commonly as "It's been broughted!"

The hooker had asked me if I wanted to bring the attitude on and I told her, "It has already been broughted."

by DNAGuy November 24, 2020

Attitude Ovaries

A women who blames everything in life on ovary issues.

Sorry I was late today, you know how my attitude Ovaries be acting!

by DNAGuy June 5, 2023

Biscuit Top

Cutting the corners while making a dessert by just using cans of pre made biscuits as the dessert topper instead of making it from scratch.

She cut corners on her desserts, she used a biscuit top to top her desserts.

by DNAGuy January 24, 2022

grandparentage

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

by DNAGuy April 16, 2019