jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 07, 2024

firealarm beep

The beeping of a fire alarm with a low battery, constantly and without end because the person won't change the battery.

She was as annoying as a firealarm beep!

by DNAGuy November 25, 2020

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 30, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

broughted

The past tense action of "brought", used commonly as "It's been broughted!"

The hooker had asked me if I wanted to bring the attitude on and I told her, "It has already been broughted."

by DNAGuy November 24, 2020

Kabuki Whore

A whore of Chinese decent, a slang that is used for prostitutes in that region/area.

She could not be trusted, she was a Kabuki Whore with a shady past.

by DNAGuy April 19, 2019