DNAGuy's definitions

Biscuit Top

Cutting the corners while making a dessert by just using cans of pre made biscuits as the dessert topper instead of making it from scratch.

She cut corners on her desserts, she used a biscuit top to top her desserts.

by DNAGuy January 24, 2022

grandparentage

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

by DNAGuy April 16, 2019

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

broughted

The past tense action of "brought", used commonly as "It's been broughted!"

The hooker had asked me if I wanted to bring the attitude on and I told her, "It has already been broughted."

by DNAGuy November 24, 2020

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Denny's parking lot fight

Meaning a un-classy style of fighting, usually by people that are loud, boisterous and without much dignity.

I didn't like the way she looked at my man, so I told her let's go, I am going to Denny's parking lot fight ya!

by DNAGuy August 21, 2020

Attitude Ovaries

A women who blames everything in life on ovary issues.

Sorry I was late today, you know how my attitude Ovaries be acting!

by DNAGuy June 5, 2023