2 definitions by DJF

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When you stay out way to late on a weeknight drinking tequila and you have the shits the next day at work. Usually a loud gassy shit that has your co-workers running like hell out of the bathroom...often has a stringy, mucous appearance while floating in the water...(similar to snot)
Damn! That Tarantula gave me some serious assmist!
by DJF June 24, 2004

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When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.
Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.
by djf December 13, 2014

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