2 definitions by DJ loves hummy gummys

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 20, 2019
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When a woman with no teeth gives a man a blowjob, while humming on his cock.
I went to my friend’s family’s thanksgiving dinner, her parents asked me to ask grandma if she wants some dessert. I went upstair s and asked her “dorris, would you like some dessert?” She said “No, but would you like a hummy gummy?” -DJ the barber
by DJ loves hummy gummys November 11, 2017
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