2 definitions by DJ Jaybird
Take 14 1mg pills of Clonazepam, drink 1 40oz bottle of malt liquor, and 4 shots of rum. Claim that everyone in the house has stolen your iPad and vape pen then proceed to fight 3 people before running off into the night.
by DJ Jaybird May 7, 2016
When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)
me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph
by DJ Jaybird January 11, 2015