3 definitions by DJ Pies
When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.
by DJ Pies January 24, 2018
Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.
Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!
Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party
Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!
Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party
by DJ Pies February 23, 2020
Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require men who are 6 feet tall, have a 6 inch penis and 6 figure salary
by DJ Pies December 9, 2018