6 definitions by DJ CHAD

When you rub chicken tikka masala on your ball bag and get your dog to lick it off
I'm in an incel so instead of smashing, I just give myself a Spicey Boi
by DJ CHAD October 9, 2019
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When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.
Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'
by DJ CHAD March 4, 2021
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When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
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When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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When you stuff your cock so hard into a sloot that you bust nut too quick. But you were going to eat her asshole out (like a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH), so you have to commit to tongue-punching her sphincter although you've already tainted her hole. You land up double-dipping bodily fluids inside her hole - being your saliva and cum.
Chris please don't stop licking out my snowy jizz-filled asshole, you naughty little double-dipping cunt-wad.
by DJ CHAD March 26, 2019
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When you go so deep that you require a locksmith to find lost objects in said cavity.
Chris was keyhole'd so hard that he lost his tamagotchi in his asshole.
by DJ CHAD February 22, 2021
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