2 definitions by DIRKHARDPEC
This loogie of a town between Spokane and Fairchild, WA. Comprable to a shitstain on a piece of tissue-thin toilet paper left on the floor of a rest stop bathroom.
The speed limit drops from 55 to 35 in Airway and then opens back up on the other side. The only attractions are the two casinos, a gaming store, Yoke's, and multiple motels, pawn shops, and auto parts stores. If you're looking to get a 2001 Ford Ranger with 250,000 miles on it for $10,000 at 20% APR, Airway is the place to go.
The city motto is "Airway Heights: Come for the meth, stay because you sold your car for more meth!"
The best thing to do there is to drive through it. The second best thing to do is to watch all of the meth zombies walk around Walking Dead style while you drive through.
This is where all of the excess chemtrails from Fairchild ended up.
The speed limit drops from 55 to 35 in Airway and then opens back up on the other side. The only attractions are the two casinos, a gaming store, Yoke's, and multiple motels, pawn shops, and auto parts stores. If you're looking to get a 2001 Ford Ranger with 250,000 miles on it for $10,000 at 20% APR, Airway is the place to go.
The city motto is "Airway Heights: Come for the meth, stay because you sold your car for more meth!"
The best thing to do there is to drive through it. The second best thing to do is to watch all of the meth zombies walk around Walking Dead style while you drive through.
This is where all of the excess chemtrails from Fairchild ended up.
Bob: "Wow, is this some kind of Fallout simulation where they train the soldiers to fight after a nuclear war?"
Jerry: "no, this is just a good day in airway heights"
Jerry: "no, this is just a good day in airway heights"
by DIRKHARDPEC January 6, 2019
These little squirrel fuckers who are like a fat little groundhog wankstick looking little bastard. Cool as fuck, but WILL steal your sandwich if left unattended, but maybe only Idaho marmots (which smoke meth because Idaho). Little cunts scream too. It's great. Hang out on the railroad ties in Spokane. They're great.
by DIRKHARDPEC January 6, 2019