DC10 dude's definitions

NASCAR

A "Sport" in which hillbillies drive in circles for 4 hours until the hillbilly king Jeff Gordon wins the race.

NASCAR races on circle tracks.

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014

Formula 1

A form of racing where drivers play follow the leader for a few hours. I really don't understand how people enjoy watching this.

Formula 1 is popular in Europe.

by DC10 dude November 4, 2014

Football

A game where a bunch of grown men run around a field for 90 minutes. By the way it isn't a sport either, "running" at 5 mph does not show athleticism.

The football game is tonight.

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014

American Football

One of the dumbest and most dangerous sports created, most popular in America and Canada. Players generally weigh about 300-400 pounds and slam into each other for 3 hours. I am disappointed in my fellow Americans who actually like this garbage.

The New England Patriots won the American football championship.

by DC10 dude August 2, 2015

NASCAR driver

Someone who turns left for a living.

NASCAR drivers can't turn right.

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014

A320

A ripoff of the 737 which is unreliable, ugly and inefficient.

Mark: Hey, you want to come to Florida?
John: Sure, what airline are we taking
Mark: United Airlines on an A320
John: I think I'll stay.

by DC10 dude November 4, 2014

A350

Airbus' newest commercial product. The aircraft looks extremely similar to the B787 but is much uglier.

the Airbus A350 is a widebody airliner.

by DC10 dude November 4, 2014