'Poon'- is now commonly used an umbrella term for the female reproductive organ, the vagina. Yet the origins of 'poon' lie in the Welsh valleys. 'Poon' a Welsh word which when translated means 'sheep's vagina'. It was common place for many, often drunken, Welsh Sheppards to find comfort and relief in the form the form of poon.
Dave "Rhodri you must remember the three laws of poon:
1. Poon is poon
2. All poon is good
3. Let's get shots"
Gerindt "Boyo that poon wasn't half moist, pass the savlon"