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2 definitions by D. Weltner

 
1.
Right-wing female affliction, whereby they are unable to extract their heads from their quims.
Ann Cooter has cranio-vaginis,
so she has to queef her beefs.
by D. Weltner September 19, 2007
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2.
Euphemism for clusterfuck.
This administration is a ginormous clisterfick.
by D. Weltner August 14, 2007
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