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by D. Gould December 23, 2006
Get the wallet salad mug.A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.
"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".
by D. Gould December 24, 2005
Get the Street Squid mug.An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.
"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"
"But of course!"
by D. Gould July 9, 2006
Get the veal sandwich mug.Injecting drugs into your bloodstream. Usually done by only the most hardcore addicts, as it results in the quickest high.
by D. Gould February 14, 2006
Get the tapping a vein mug.The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.
"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
by D. Gould February 10, 2006
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Get the chick dick mug.A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
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