D. Gould's definitions
by D. Gould December 23, 2006

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
by D. Gould February 19, 2006

Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".
*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!
by D. Gould February 22, 2007

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.
by D. Gould January 13, 2006

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.
by D. Gould January 6, 2007
