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concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.
"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."
by D. Gould February 9, 2006
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hit the ground running

Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.
"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."
by D. Gould February 23, 2006
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faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."
by D. Gould June 1, 2006
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sleaze hound

Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.
"The all-night adult video shop, is a sleaze hound magnet."
by D. Gould December 23, 2006
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cock star

Any male perfomer, in adult film.
by D. Gould March 17, 2006
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weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."
by D. Gould February 19, 2006
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friendgirl

A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.
"Are you and Jake going out?"

"No. I'm just his friendgirl."
by D. Gould March 14, 2009
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