D. Gould's definitions

wallet salad

Paper currency, of any denomination.

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"

by D. Gould December 23, 2006

weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.

"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

Are your cheeks warm?

Homo slang for, "Hey man...Can you suck my dick?".

Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"

Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".

*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!

by D. Gould February 22, 2007

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

crackerjack

Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.

"Yo...That crackerjack sucked off me and my whole crew, for five bucks!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Bandito

A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.

"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

Twinkie trade

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.

"Hey, man. I need to borrow your gimp for the night. Can I pay with a Twinkie trade?"

by D. Gould January 6, 2007