D. Gould's definitions

newjack

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.

"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"

by D. Gould July 27, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006

cock star

Any male perfomer, in adult film.

"Rocco Siffredi, is an UBER cock star!"

by D. Gould March 17, 2006

sleaze hound

Someone with a genuine fetish, for all things sleazy. Whether it be hardcore porn, drugs, snuff, or anything else considered "left of center", and socially unacceptable. Can usually be found patronizing adult video/bookstores, leather bars, body rub parlours, bathhouses, strip joints, and seedy hotels.

"The all-night adult video shop, is a sleaze hound magnet."

by D. Gould December 23, 2006

pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

by D. Gould March 3, 2006

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006