D. Gould's definitions

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

Nice

Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".

"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."

"Nice."

"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"

"FUCKING NICE!!!"

by D. Gould October 4, 2008

newjack

1.) Jerome "Newjack" Young. The most hardcore professional wrestler of ALL time. Former bounty hunter, with four justifiable homicides to his credit. Known for his profficient use of weaponry. Including such objects as trash cans, vacumns, crutches, and staple guns.

2.) Any quick, random mugging. In which the assailant exits, as abruptly as he enters.

"I watched this guy get smoked for his Ipod. It was the worst newjack I ever saw!"

by D. Gould July 27, 2006

veal sandwich

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.

"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

dick swinger

A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.

"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"

by D. Gould February 2, 2008

gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

by D. Gould February 28, 2006

shit bubble

The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.

"Oh God....I feel a shit bubble coming on! PULL THE CAR OVER! NOW!!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008