D. Gould's definitions

fun boy

An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.

"Hey Fun Boy...Velcome to zee funhaus!"

by D. Gould June 27, 2006

S and M'er

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.

"Get the hell outta my dungeon! You pussy S and M'er!"

by D. Gould November 1, 2007

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

by D. Gould June 11, 2006

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

by D. Gould March 8, 2006