D. Ferrel's definitions

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

classic

A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.

Joe let's out a 23 second fart

Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

webster's

Another way of pointing out an equally proportionate midget.

"Check it fool....that brotha got "Webster's" disease"

~Webster being that potato sized brother who was played by Emmanuel Lewis back in the 80's~

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

slow your roll

Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.

"Yo dawg, you better slow your roll fool."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

fade to black

The slow transition when you realize that you just got "KNOCKED THE F&CK OUT!!!!"

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003