107 definitions by D. Gould
Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.
"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."
by D. Gould December 8, 2006
The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.
"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."
"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
by D. Gould April 20, 2006
A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.
"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.
by D. Gould March 1, 2006
by D. Gould April 9, 2006
The exact opposite, of "smells like ass". Unlike the previous phrase, "Vegas ass" describes hygenically and visually refined bottoms, or their associated scent. An ass one is more likely to lick, than find repulsive. Typicallly found on an exotic dancer, who works in a very high-end, Las Vegas "Gentleman's Club". Henceforth, the name.
by D. Gould February 10, 2006
A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
by D. Gould January 24, 2006