37 definitions by D-Monkey

Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Flashmares

A flashback the occurs in your sleep. It's like a nightmare except it's of a past trauma.

I couldn't sleep, I kept getting flashmares

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

Dicked

To be screwed over in a situation

He dicked me three weeks ago and I still can't feel my anus

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Slats

Ribs

He hit my slats and knocked the wind out of me

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

Daenia

Full of excitement and the best friend you could ever ask for. She may not believe she's pretty but to the ones who love her she's the most beautiful young woman in the world. She's beautiful on the inside and out, her eyes are like the blue sky. She will always be there for you, whether it's egging you on or making you feel better by taking things three levels higher than it needs to be. If you ever meet a girl like this.... never let her go.

Daenia is one of a kind

by D-Monkey March 4, 2018

No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018