Urban Dictionary: Definitions by D Flawless

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

by D Flawless January 11, 2021

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Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

by D Flawless November 23, 2021

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fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020

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The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 15, 2021

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Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

by D Flawless July 1, 2020

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