D Flawless's definitions

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Masterbayshin

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

by D Flawless June 3, 2022

GayP Morgan Chase

The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor

I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!

Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.

by D Flawless September 21, 2020

Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

by D Flawless March 26, 2022

Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

by D Flawless November 23, 2021

DDSM

Doctor of Dental Sadomasochism

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 15, 2021

fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020