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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock
According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 12, 2023
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Daniel Chadcliffe

When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock
Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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Poongrimage

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy
Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy
by D Flawless November 8, 2021
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Examageddon

When final exams are making it seem like your life's about to come to an end
I've been up studying all night, my head's about to explode- time for examageddon
by D Flawless May 12, 2021
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Winnie the Poon

A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside
I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to
by D Flawless November 1, 2021
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Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs
Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
by D Flawless July 1, 2020
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