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DDSM

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants
by D Flawless October 15, 2021
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fuckobotomy

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name
by D Flawless September 8, 2020
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stacyocracy

A form of government in which hot blonde girls have absolute power which is always exercised in order to ensure thay they breed with the biggest, strongest, most brutish men possible and all other men live under perpetual subjection
The ordinary guy used to hav e a shot, but now we live in a stacyocracy where only chad can fuck ho's
by D Flawless November 21, 2021
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Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs
Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
by D Flawless July 1, 2020
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roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights
After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor
by D Flawless November 24, 2021
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Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.
Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!
by D Flawless March 26, 2022
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Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good
Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha
by D Flawless November 23, 2021
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