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The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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That big tall rich guy was reverse catfishing by pretending to be a short poor ugly guy to on Tinder and the surprising the few girls who talked to him
by D Flawless June 12, 2022
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After growing up in an household of momtimidation, young men often grow up with panic disorders, insufficient testosterone, reduced self esteem, and often inceldom
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Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away
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