D Flawless's definitions

feminism

A malicious effort to criminalize any courtship or reproduction oriented behavior by males whose appearance does not conform to mainstream western aesthetics - ultimately motivated by the desire to share Chad amongst each other for copulation and then split the fruits of the beta males' labor in order to raise Chad's illegitimate offspring

Feminism has reached all time highs in 2020, with the majority of men unable to get a girlfriend and the chads fucking bimbos to their dick's content

by D Flawless September 7, 2020

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 2, 2020

Wankcel

A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off

Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Jackson's Hole Wyoming

Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires

Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend

by D Flawless August 23, 2021