D Flawless's definitions

Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch

Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on

by D Flawless July 2, 2020

Mall orgy

An orgy with the hot bimbos at the mall

I went tona mall orgy in Dillard's and fucked thr hot mall girls

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019

Harvard Jewniversity

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second

At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom

by D Flawless June 17, 2020

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Chad Lite

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock

The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life

girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy

by D Flawless October 14, 2020