D Flawless's definitions

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

by D Flawless July 1, 2020

Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

by D Flawless November 23, 2021

Brotein powder

Anabolic steroids

Chad be takin some of that brotein powder, getting all jacked and swole

by D Flawless June 23, 2022

Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.

Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!

by D Flawless March 26, 2022

fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020

DDSM

Doctor of Dental Sadomasochism

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 15, 2021