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Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
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reverse catfishing

When a hot and high status person pretends to be someone ugly and low-status online to see who will still talk to them and then surprises them in person
That big tall rich guy was reverse catfishing by pretending to be a short poor ugly guy to on Tinder and the surprising the few girls who talked to him
by D Flawless June 12, 2022
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momtimidation

When your mom constantly says rude hostile, belittling things to you in an effort to lower your self esteem in an effort to keep you as a subserviant, mule-like beta male provider
After growing up in an household of momtimidation, young men often grow up with panic disorders, insufficient testosterone, reduced self esteem, and often inceldom
by D Flawless November 3, 2021
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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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Live by the cock die by the cock

Fuck while you can cause tomorrow is never guaranteed. Live by the cock die by the cock
by D Flawless December 6, 2021
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Handsome man

An ugly man who's big enough and strong enough that nobody would ever dare to say it (or even think it for that matter)
Chad's a handsome man- tall, buff and able to scare all the hot bimbos onto his nuts and scare the little weak nerds away
by D Flawless October 27, 2021
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Penis noir

A fine wine served alongside chardonnay and caviar
Penis noir served with fresh caviar
by D Flawless September 27, 2023
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