4 definitions by Cynical Jester

lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

Sticky Fart

When someone farts, but a little nugget of poop comes out. The nugget 'o poo isn't large enough to qualify as a shit, therefor it is just a sticky fart.

I was trying to fart, and I thought I accidentally pooped myself. Luckily, it wasn't a full poo, just a sticky fart.

by Cynical Jester September 27, 2018

Milky Fart

When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.

I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.

by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018

Cumocolate

When you mix chocolate with cum for that sweet and salty flavor. It’s like milk chocolate, but instead of milk, you use man juice.

Hey girl, wanna go back to my place for some cumocolate? I made it last night!

by Cynical Jester November 9, 2018