A more severe form of uterine prolapse (third degree). Also called an angry eye, the uterine cervix protrudes outside the vagina and hangs around for fresh air. The only natural cover is usually pubic hair. A bush gorilla is worse than a cave gorilla and it is easily seen by external inspection, provided there isn’t too much bushy pubic hair around.
Midwife: Don’t you ever learn? You are only 22 and you already have seven children! And now you have significant uterine prolapse! You should have your tubes tied!
Unemployed husband (23): What does significant prolapse mean?
Midwife: You stupid burro! First it was just a cave gorilla and now it's become a bush gorilla! And you should have used a condom! Before long your wife will end up with an angry gorilla!
Woman: Don't waste your breath señora. He is a good Catholic from Tijuana... (sigh)
Junior: Grandpa, did you see Tom Jones' huge member bulging in his trousers? Wonder how many Viagras it takes now that he is a pensioner?
Grandpa: Probably none you idiot! You shouldn't underestimate 72-years old Welshmen that still sing 'bout Dililah and Sexbombs and move about on stage like they're 22! And it's Sir Tom to you, junior!
Junior: S'pose you're right Grandpa. Tom Jones really has one serious Sir Tom!
The most severe form of uterine prolapse (fourth degree). Also called procidentia, or the red pineapple, the entire uterus hangs outside the vagina for fresh air. It is caused by severe weakening of all the supporting muscles of the pelvic floor, usually in women who have had more children than their husband’s IQ. An angry gorilla cannot be missed as the woman has a bulge in the crotch area as big as Tom Jones'...
Midwife: You two again?! You are only 28 and this is number 13!! Your entire uterus has prolapsed and now we will have to cut it off and throw it in the bin!
Unemployed husband (29): Why do you need to cut it off? I like playing footie with it.
Midwife: You stupid burro! An angry gorilla is just that – angry. It will get infected and septic with your toe cheese! Both you and your wife should have had your tubes tied at birth!
Woman: Don't waste your breath señora. He is a good Catholic from Tijuana. Just go ahead and cut it off... (sigh)