The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.
And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.
Master Chief-"I'm the shit"
Every1 in world-"we know!"
A worthless breed of a golden retriever and a poodle, but nevertheless they have a funny name.
Chris "Hey did you see Michelle's new goldendoodle puppies?"
Beau "Yea...they look like a bunch of walking carpets..."
Chris "Don't let Michelle hear that..."
Beau "She did..I no longer have a left pinky..."
Chris "I'm sorry...Want a hug?"