6 definitions by Cwuppacwoffee

Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

Chinge

Chin for a minge.

Commonly found on jutty-jawed female genitalia lovers of any gender.

"Do you think Clare Balding has a chinge?"

by Cwuppacwoffee October 8, 2017

Unwisery

Foolishness of the most utterly stupid.

"What is this?"

"A positive pregnacy test."

"Then I shall be upstanding and take the correct action for my unwisery."

by Cwuppacwoffee May 6, 2018

Pheromenomenal

A remarkable or exceptional chemical that a hot female produces, which changes the sexual behaviour of a male of the same species.

"What's that smell? My cock's gone mental."

"It's the scent of a woman's pee chuter. After a cycle each month of being plugged, it transforms into the beckoning, pure oasis of an angel's pillowcase. It's pheromenomenal."

by Cwuppacwoffee June 29, 2022

Handcupped

The inevitable result of a male police officer grabbing a vociferous feminist's tits during the act of arrest.

"This one's a bit lively. Fucking nice one Matt, you just handcupped her."

by Cwuppacwoffee September 10, 2019

quartermounder

Vaginal lips that resemble a cheeseburger and form a perfect mound.

"She laid back and as I slowly pulled her panties down, I was left gasping at the sight of her juicy quartermounder."

by Cwuppacwoffee March 6, 2019