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Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.

Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.

Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!
by Curousgeorge October 7, 2008
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