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Grey seaside town with sea water that could burn your feet off.
Has the highest number of drug addicts in the uk.
Most kids live in maccies and smoke cancer sticks aka fags everyday.
Populated by chavs who live off benefits and spend their days harassing people.
The streets leading into Blackpool are full of druggies, borded up shops and teen mums.
Some favourite things to do by people living in Blackpool are arson, drug abuse and alcholism.
The Blackpool tower is a cheap version of the Eiffel Tower covered in lights but so cheap only about three work.
I went to Blackpool and saw the grey sea
by Cured.chickenmayo December 31, 2019
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