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bullshitness

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Anthracite Desert

1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.
nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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cunty fresh fanatic

Anybody obsessed with female vaginal and vulvarian hygiene.
some bitch: He sure was keen on my kitty's cleanliness.

other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.

some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.

another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 25, 2010
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you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010
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Pennsylabama Valentine

When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
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Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.
Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
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