64 definitions by Cunty Fresh Fanatic
Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic May 31, 2011
dirt ball: Deese here raidal tires, ought to fit your Bentley.
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
me: I didn't even ask you for tires. It's pronounced radial, not raidal you fucking sped.
dirt ball: You just being all uppity and think your better than me. Just 'cause you drive a Bentley.
me: Dog shit is better than you. Go kill off your inbred family with your dry rotted tires.
dirt ball: What you got about inbreeding?
me: Nigga Please?!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 6, 2010
1. Slang term for areas that contain active and/or inactive surface mines. Used by young people to hold impromptu parties devoid of police interference.
Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
coal cracker: Let's go to the strippings, and have some fun.
normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.
coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.
coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010