Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
Get the Bill Maher Head Slammug. The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010
Get the you can't shine shitmug. When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
Get the Pennsylabama Valentinemug. 1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.
1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
2.
some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
2.
some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010
Get the Star Whackersmug. pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.
Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
Get the crapperfitimug. dude 1: Ellen Page is so snorgtees chic. I get so hard from watching her.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
Get the snorgtees chicmug. A form of adult baby-talk, meaning "you are silly." Used chiefly by females and homosexual or bi-curious males.
Me: Look at my definition for Geli.
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
Get the you sillymug.