Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

Anthracite Coal Region

The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.

It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.

If you ever move to the Anthracite Coal Region, you know you fucked up in life.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010

popcorn trick scars

The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.

perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?

chick: No. Are you crying?

perverted virgin: No.

chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.

1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010

you silly

A form of adult baby-talk, meaning "you are silly." Used chiefly by females and homosexual or bi-curious males.

Me: Look at my definition for Geli.

chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.

Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.

chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.

Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

Pennsylabama Valentine

When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.

Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010