Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
pooping man: Wow there sure is a lot of crapperfiti in this stall. "Hendrix is God!", "Mike is gay", "UR mom sure can fuck", and "I pissed all over the toilet paper. sucks to be you asshole". It's like they'll all speaking to me.
Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
Why is this paper wet? It cleans better than dry paper.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
Get the crapperfitimug. A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the warm crematormug. Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
Get the subsistence farmingmug. Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the Jamie Kennedymug. A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
Get the muddy hazletonmug. A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.
criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the cold crematormug. Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.
Me: Having money it awesome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
Get the hefty loadmug.