Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
A form of adult baby-talk, meaning "you are silly." Used chiefly by females and homosexual or bi-curious males.
Me: Look at my definition for Geli.
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
Get the you sillymug. The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the popcorn trick scarsmug. 1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bill maherredmug. 1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 11, 2010
Get the fudge nudgemug. The region in Northeastern Pennsylvania, where Anthracite coal was or is mined. It is west of the Poconos, east of the Susquehanna River, South of Scranton, and north of The Lehigh Valley. Hazleton and Wikes-Barre are the two center masses of population.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
It suffers from mine pollution, poverty, political corruption, severe emigration push, and a virtually absent intellectual community.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 27, 2010
Get the Anthracite Coal Regionmug. After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the cunt comamug. dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
Get the Bristol Palin syndromemug.