Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.

conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

over the mullet

When anything goes over the head of white trash.

redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010

spedtributor

Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.

editor: Motherfucking spedtributor! Ugh.

Clicks on "Don't Publish" button.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010

whineditor

The talentless speditors that constantly complain in the Urban Dictionary forums, about the humorous entries to the UD. They consider any sex act other than reproductive intercourse, sexual violence.

whineditor: We must stop all of the sexually violent definitions in UD... Did you ever here of an Alabama Hot Pocket or a Cleveland Steamer occuring to anyone.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010

family with benefits

Family members, with sexual benefits. Popular in Pennsylabama and Pennsyltucky with inbreds.

mother: Hey son, wanna blowjob.

son: Cool. Family with benefits.

father: Let me git the video camera.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010

cunty fresh aroma

The smell or lack thereof, of a freshly cleansed vagina and vulva.

me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.

she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

Star Whackers

1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.

1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.

2.

some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 2, 2010