65 definitions by Cunty Fresh Fanatic

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When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.
dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 18, 2010
The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.
criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
The syndrome suffered by women with big asses, not getting fully penetrated by a diminutive non black meat. Some symptoms include but are not limited to: irritability, quasi-lesbian feminism, high fashion materialism, excessive masturbation, and chemical dependency. A good foot or so of a nigga trigga can stop all symptoms for several weeks, but should be taken daily.
Barack: What's wrong honey? You look so irritated, is it my low poll numbers.

Michelle: Yep. It's your low "pole" numbers, for sure. That's how I got this Michelle Obama Syndrome.

Barack: Cool you got a disease named after you too. I got Barack Cock, named after me.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic May 31, 2011
The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 30, 2010
Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.
Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 12, 2010
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