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After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the cunt comamug. The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Get the testicle paradoxmug. The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
Get the stepfather syndromemug. redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
Get the over the mulletmug. A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)
conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.
(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
Get the Bill Maher Head Slammug. Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
Get the spedtributormug. Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Get the ufollowgistmug.