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Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
Get the spedtributor mug.A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.
middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.
new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.
middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?
new money man: Fucking A right it was.
new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.
middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?
new money man: Fucking A right it was.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.
Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?
Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?
Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
Get the Barack Cock mug.The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
WARNING SIGNS:
1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.
stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.
stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.
stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
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Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
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dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
dude 2: She's in her twenties.
dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
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by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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