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The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the popcorn trick scars mug.An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
Get the anal dilatation test mug.Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 11, 2010
Get the fudge nudge mug.1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bill maherred mug.A form of adult baby-talk, meaning "you are silly." Used chiefly by females and homosexual or bi-curious males.
Me: Look at my definition for Geli.
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
chick: (reads it) You silly. Want a Geli.
Me: Fuck no. I'm not a pervert.
chick: Want a blumpkin, that's not really perverted anymore.
Me: What the fuck, why not? Where's the bathroom?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
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other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.
some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.
another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.
some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.
another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 25, 2010
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