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nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the crackbone mug.Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitness mug.redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
Get the over the mullet mug.After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the cunt coma mug.Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010
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