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crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.
nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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Anthracite Desert

1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?

2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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bullshitness

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.
After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
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Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
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stepfather syndrome

The psycho-sexual disorder that most stepfather's suffer from to some degree. It involves a severe crush on the stepdaughter.

WARNING SIGNS:

1. Missing or misplaced panties of the stepdaughter. 2. Stepfather staring at stepdaughter's breasts and/or buttocks. 3. The stepfather using long embraces (sometimes accompanied with an erection) as greetings and farewells, as an excuse to squish the stepdaughter's breasts into his body. 4. Expensive presents for the stepdaughter. 5. Jealous behaviour towards stepdaughter's boyfriends.
stepdaughter: Good morning dad.

stepfather: (barrels over and hugs stepdaughter) Good morning pumpkin.

stepdaughter: (Tries to squirm out of the perverts long hug.) What's wrong with you? Let go of me.

stepfather: I've been diagnosed with stepfather syndrome.

stepdaughter: Yuk!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010
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Pennsylabama Valentine

When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.

Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
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