21 definitions by Cunjo

Cunjo

1) A crature of unmatched wit and ferocity; legends are born of those that have survived unarmed combat with them. Debuted in Ambrosia's most popular PC game, EV Nova.

2) The fursona of a former EV Nova plugin developer; also goes by Mobius, Ctarl-Ctarl, and Vigilante Samurai amongst others, but is the one and only Cunjo

A common misconception is that a Cunjo would just as soon bite your head off and eat you as look at you; in reality, the Cunjo would probably only disembowel you and shred you to ribbons -- to a Cunjo, humans aren't nearly as good tasting as they are fun to kill.

2)
Koonjo - Cunjo's arch-nemesis says: Muahahahahaa!

Cunjo says: Get a life; I hear they're on sale at wal-mart this time of year.

by Cunjo November 21, 2004

drop-bear

From the game EVNova, Drop bears are fabricated creatures used as an excuse to rip off gullible tourists in the territory of the Auroran Faction. Drop bears are fabricated to drop from high ceilings in spaceports and knock visitors unconscious; the visitors then come to in medical units with high medical bills. The true identity of a drop bear is a thug who is on intimate terms with the medical staff and knows how to scam people out of money by knocking them unconscious. to further the scam, these thugs sell cans of 'drop-bear repellent' to anyone gullible enough to buy it; if someone buys it, then they are deemed gullible enough to later knock unconscious and pin the blame on the fabricated 'drop bear'.

offering to sell someone drop-bear repellent is a crative and highly round-about way of calling them gullible

hey, you want to buy some drop-bear repellent?

why? what's a drop-bear?

hahahahaha

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

AAAAA

American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAAAA? isn't that kinda oxymoronic?

by Cunjo March 12, 2005

EVN

Acronym for Escape Velocity Nova, a game from the EV franchise by Ambrosia Software

EVN is one of the very few Macintosh games that have been populam amongst PC gamers

by Cunjo November 13, 2004

intern

(1) A temporary worker who is employed to gain experiance/education rather than money.
(2) Bill's gal.

"The only thing Clinton ever fell off of was an intern."

by Cunjo July 23, 2004

President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

PENTIUM

acronym for
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

"I have a pentium PC"

by Cunjo July 23, 2004