Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken
Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....
Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.
*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*
Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....
Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.
Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!
*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*