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Spleege

It is the word I spelled wrong and decided to define. So now I guess it is a sexual term involving multiple gloves, a churro or plantain. Then a shoving motion into a Spanish pregnant lady.

¿Donde estas?

Lady: what are you looking for?

Oh nothing can I spleege into your ass.

Lady: Only if I can give you ebola.

The spleege outbreak in 2014 caused many abortions across the western hemisphere.

by Cuban Viagra Crisis November 13, 2014