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2 definitions by Cselby

 
1.
{p-iss p-ew-r}

To be bad, or relatively awful at something.
The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.

Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.
by Cselby January 26, 2007
 
2.
To consume a beverage of some sort to cleanse one's pallet.
water is a common choice or crunk juice.

Pronounced {whet-mi-wiss-el}
Brad: Oh boy, am I thirsty! I need something to Wet my whistle!

Carson: Want some water?

Brad: I sure do!
by Cselby January 26, 2007