Crustacean Craven's definitions

The Kane

A hand in poker that is one of the worst. The orginal Kane is 10 3 offsuit it was used to crack a set of 4's with dirty stright. However now the Kane can also be defined as Jack 4 another horrid hand as well.

I sat there content with my set of 4's knowing i had to be good but imagine my horror when the King Salmon flipped over the kane!

by Crustacean Craven February 18, 2005

king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005