3 definitions by Crusader001
When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
by Crusader001 June 17, 2009
Having sex with a married woman in her back yard. outside the window were her 6.5 foot 250lb former collage football player husband is sleeping.
by Crusader001 June 17, 2009
When you have sleep with so many of the girls from the same bar that you cant go back to that bar to pick up girls without running into someone you sleep with. this also makes you the worst wing man in the world because all the girls think you are a douche bag because of your friend. "also known as torpedoed"
The Teodoro you go to a bar with your friend and start talking to a girl then your friend walks up and the girl gets mad and leaves. Then you find out he has already sleep with her and did not call her back and it seems that all the girls in the bar are mad about the same thing. That bar has been Teodoro or torpedo!
by Crusader001 June 17, 2009