5 definitions by Crowsfan91
The worst sporting code in the world played by the metrosexuals of NSW and QLD. Apart from kicking a field goal from a not far out angle by only one player who is waiting for about 5 mins just to kick, thugby league requires no skill at all. Throwing a ball backwards requires no skill at all. Thugby league has never been and will never be better than the true Australian sport - Australian rules football. The redneck followers (that refer to it as ‘football’ being very ironic seeing the ball rarely makes contact with the foot) often refer to Australian Rules Football as ‘gayfl’ and ‘aerial ping pong’ and will bully you to death if you think otherwise. What a shame for all of the homo supporters that the code is dying out in NSW and QLD and will soon be taken over by Aussie rules.
Hate Thugby League and say ‘no’ to it, even if you’ve never seen a game, it saves you wasting 80 minutes of your life that you won’t get back.
Hate Thugby League and say ‘no’ to it, even if you’ve never seen a game, it saves you wasting 80 minutes of your life that you won’t get back.
“Mason plays Thugby League. Greatest game in the world my ass”
“TL supporter: Gayfl is such a pussy sport, play a real man’s sport like rugby league. Real football, not your little pussy boy shit!
ARF supporter: Ok, name someone that has kicked over 1,000 goals in their entire career?
TL supporter: Errrrrrrrrrr . . . I don’t know.
ARF supporter: Yeah that’s right, you go play your game with your overweight teammates. Go fuck off back to NSW or QLD and keep your thugby league in your bogan states. Your sport is so shit and is played by blokes with an IQ level of 0.5 that could somehow become an athlete. We all know you like bagging out Aussie rules but you just do it because you have nothing better to do than sit on your fat ass and watch some State of Origin while jacking off to Mitchell Pearce.
TL supporter: Well gayfl is still soft anyway with their porno shorts. League still has more passion involved than what AFL would ever have.
ARF supporter: Oh yeah, with your crowds of 10-15,000 at a game compared to at least 40-50,000 at a regular AFL game. You’d see heaps of supporters in a huge line as they make their way to the MCG for just a regular game. The Storm, from Victoria where Aussie rules is the God of sports, smashed your pretty little Nth QLD Brokeback Mountain fucktards in the 2017 Grand Final too”
TL supporter: Ok, I will dearly lick the sweat from your balls”
“TL supporter: Gayfl is such a pussy sport, play a real man’s sport like rugby league. Real football, not your little pussy boy shit!
ARF supporter: Ok, name someone that has kicked over 1,000 goals in their entire career?
TL supporter: Errrrrrrrrrr . . . I don’t know.
ARF supporter: Yeah that’s right, you go play your game with your overweight teammates. Go fuck off back to NSW or QLD and keep your thugby league in your bogan states. Your sport is so shit and is played by blokes with an IQ level of 0.5 that could somehow become an athlete. We all know you like bagging out Aussie rules but you just do it because you have nothing better to do than sit on your fat ass and watch some State of Origin while jacking off to Mitchell Pearce.
TL supporter: Well gayfl is still soft anyway with their porno shorts. League still has more passion involved than what AFL would ever have.
ARF supporter: Oh yeah, with your crowds of 10-15,000 at a game compared to at least 40-50,000 at a regular AFL game. You’d see heaps of supporters in a huge line as they make their way to the MCG for just a regular game. The Storm, from Victoria where Aussie rules is the God of sports, smashed your pretty little Nth QLD Brokeback Mountain fucktards in the 2017 Grand Final too”
TL supporter: Ok, I will dearly lick the sweat from your balls”
by Crowsfan91 February 18, 2019
A person with a very low IQ, very confused with their life and spends their life on Centrelink payments and bagging out Australian rules football, the REAL Australian game🇦🇺
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL is a game that is played by obese inbred spastics that bum each other in the rooms and sexually abuse women and in some cases, even film the act. A typical NRL fan lacks the knowledge of knowing that Aussie rules has always been and will always be the No. 1 Australian game and actually requires skill, rather than just throwing a ball backwards, running for about 5 metres and barging into some other overweight fuck knuckle.
Most of these types are found in NSW and QLD where the number of heads is not considered a birth defect.
NRL supporter: Fuck man, Gayfl sucks. Why can’t they follow a real Australian football like rugby league?
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
AFL supporter: Because us AFL fans are much more logical and follow a proper Australian game that was actually invented in our country and not some shitty ass-fingering game from England. You guys are nothing more than just a bunch of cockbags that have got nothing better to do than bag us out so wake the fuck up to yourself, and start showing some respect to the real Australian game!
NRL fan: Sorry . . . (gets down on knees and starts sucking dick)
NRL fanboy #1: What team do you follow in the NRL?
NRL fanboy #2: I’ll root for a team once you get your cock out of my mouth!
by Crowsfan91 November 25, 2019
An unsportsmanlike player in a sport that often cheats to win or receive a penalty whenever the umpire or referee’s back is turned. Tactics what dirty players use to put down opposition players can range from swearing and abusing the ref if they see the issue to king hitting, kicking, stomping, spitting, slapping and punching. Dirty players rarely show true sportsmanship behaviour and their grubby tactics can often go unnoticed until another player or the ref looks.
Kevin Muscat is a former football player for Crystal Palace and Millwall who stomped on Danny Webber and elbowed Michael Boulding - he is a dirty player
by Crowsfan91 December 24, 2018
Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.
Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!
(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)
Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦
Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!
(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)
Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦
Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!
by Crowsfan91 January 5, 2020
Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.
My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!
If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide
If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide
by Crowsfan91 December 15, 2018