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Hagio is very Asian. Hagio is a dude that will work hard to make ends meet. He is the type of guy that goes to school and immediately goes in his default position of resting his head against his desk because he gets only 2 hours of sleep every night. He has to deal with speds for classmates and has to carry the squad by pulling off all nighters because they don't do any work. Overall though he his a very good classmate that is very funny and loves to have a good time.
Boy: I'm about to do a Hagio
by Crotux December 10, 2019
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A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.
Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke

Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil
Little Rocket Man: First I'll nuke Japan, then South Korea, then I will finally cHing ChoNg AmeRiCa
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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