17 definitions by Crissov

🍑💨

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + *woosh* 💨 = fart

— 😱 What’s that awful smell? 😷
— 🍑💨
— Gotta love 🌯 Tuesday!

by Crissov August 21, 2016

thongini

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

✌️

1. Scissors (especially in Roshambo)
2. Peace
3. V
4. Victory
5. Vagina / Vulva
6. Air quotes

1. ✊✋✌️
2. ✌️ out
3. ✌️agina
4. ✌️🇺🇸🎉
5. ✌️👅, ✌️✌️ (scissoring)
6. ✌️laser✌️

by Crissov October 24, 2016

German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

🍑👋

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + waving hand 👋 = butt spanking or ass slapping, usually with a sexual innuendo, not as a punishment

— When you come home tonite I’ll 🍑👋 so hard! 😈
— WHY DAD?!! I did all my chores
— 😱😱 that text was meant for mom
— DAD!!! tmi 🙉

by Crissov August 21, 2016

bimini

A mini bikini, possibly a thonkini, covering slightly more than a micro bikini.

Wow, her bikini provides minimal coverage. I guess you call it a bimini.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

thonkini

Portmonteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thongini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thonkini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013