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The state of a person who has just taken a marijuana rip bigger than said person can handle. Signs of haggardness generally include:
-Uncontrollable coughing
-The demanding of hydration, sometimes in a violent manner
-Physical rejection (pushing away, knocking over, throwing) of previously used piece (Bong, pipe, bubbler) that has caused haggardness
Stoner #1: HAAACK! HAAACK! BLEGGHAGHG! Oh-HACK-my-HACK-ohmygod...HACK

Stoner #2: .....Haggard, man...haggard...
by Crispy Onions October 13, 2008
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