look up any word, like fluffer:

2 definitions by Crebmonsta

 
1.
Alternate definition. 1. A guy with feathery blonde hair, who enjoys long walks on the beach with big, sweaty, hairy gay bikers. Who also is a closet Jeff Gordon fan! 2. A guy who also would like to go shrimpin' on Jeff Gordon. 3. Enjoys feltching on a regular basis, and also wishes to one day be like his idol, Tom Brady!
You are such a Pirdy!
by Crebmonsta April 14, 2005
 
2.
A useless bag of assholes that enlists in the miltary to bring misery and suffering upon all those he/she encounters.
You are a HETHERTON, no doubt about it!
by Crebmonsta April 13, 2005