Definitions by Crazy Monkey

aleli 

A Handsome male with good morals and good family orientation. Someone who can handle responsibility and is greatly reliable. This person has the ability to love freely. They are also never afraid to put you in your place. With a good sense of humor and a kind heart many people enjoy being in his presence. Typically a person you will regret losing.

I would marry an Aleli.

aleli by Crazy monkey June 9, 2018

Teetering 

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

Teetering by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

babe magnet 

A guy (or girl) who can atract babes to him (or her) with ease

guy A: that guys a babe magnet
buy B: lets beat him up
guy A:yeah

babe magnet by crazy monkey September 17, 2006