10 definitions by Crazy B
When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
by Crazy B February 11, 2005
Similar to the Fire-Breathing Dragon. It's when the girl is giving you a blowjob, and you thrust her head down all the way down making her think you're about to climax, but instead you magiacally pee in her mouth and it comes squirting out her nose just like a dragon.
by Crazy B April 15, 2005
A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.
Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.
by Crazy B February 11, 2005