Definitions by Cratered MoonUnit

Di-rectum-ly 

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

Di-rectum-ly by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011

Noggin knot

a profuse bump on the head...usually associated with falling down from too much alcohol consumption.

You are sporting a nice noggin knot there, Jimbo.

Noggin knot by Cratered MoonUnit January 23, 2011

Insta-Jerky 

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

Insta-Jerky by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Insta-Kiddos 

Marrying or dating a man/woman who already has many kids.

I sure don't know why he's dating her...who'd wanna marry into all those Insta-Kiddos??

Insta-Kiddos by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Vintage Overkill 

When something is brought back from the past and overdone.

Not everyone needs, should, or ought to be a Burlesque Dancer...It's kinda Vintage Overkill (used by artist, Jay Trembly, in a discussion about the "new" popularity of Burlesque Dancing 1/15,11)

Vintage Overkill by Cratered MoonUnit January 17, 2011