4 definitions by Crabbcrawl88

Jeris, he's a big deal. Not because he needs to be, just because he is. He's as loyal and down as one can be, but gives respect where it's earned. Is he dangerous?.. Some may say so, and it wouldn't be without reason, He's hard, he's difficult, and more than a handful for most, but he's also the biggest momma's boy ever, only thing bigger than his heart would be those dimples that combined with that smile make him pretty irresistible and completely adorable so who is a Jeris, well if you don't know you haven't earned the privilege to. Not many do these days so if you are lucky enough to get a spot, you are very lucky, so id recommend you don't fuck it up!
Jeris, he's a BIG deal, there nothing left to know
by Crabbcrawl88 May 16, 2023
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When a person is so fucked up they are swerving and slurring their steps simultaneously
I was slurving so bad after I smoke that dab
by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2021
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A guy like no other. Batts as real as they come, theres no guessing or wondering who he is or what he thinks. Not for the weak or sensitive nor for the easily butthurt or offended folks. Batt is the kind of guy who's friendships last a lifetime. He is charming and charismatic in his own unique way. His style is whatever he puts on (cuz he can literally pull off anything) Batt is like nobody you have ever or will ever meet. Hes a genuinely great person who would give the shirt off his back to anyone in need, of course he might tell you that you're a cunt for making him give you his shirt but none the less if you truly know batt you won't be bothered by it. Batt has a magnificent cock and knows how to use it.. therefore hes definitely a ladies man. Batt is everything amazing and wonderful to those who know him best. Batt is batt and he is my person (whether he wanted to be or not)
Batt is a cunt that is you'll never want to lose
by Crabbcrawl88 January 10, 2021
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A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind
Friend 1 "Hows batt?"
Friend 2 "oh ya know.. hes batt"
by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2021
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