2 definitions by Cpt Badonk

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a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth
"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"
by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

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An ass so big, round and perfect that it's just off the scale, to the point of being ridiculous. And/or any flagrant action performed by somebody in possession of such a badonk, especially when the action features said badonk.
Man did you see that Nicki Minaj new video? Badonkulous!
by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

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