4 definitions by Cozen

beflabbergastimate

To surprise, shock, and befuddle someone into stupidity.

The bigger the vocabulary, the better the book (Not). Every now and then you should beflabbergastimate your reader with a shimmerglitzering showray of innovational superlatative cogitations.- SecretGeek.Net “How to Write a Novel.”

by Cozen September 28, 2017

blow-comb

The apparently archaic word used to discribe a hairdyer with a comb attachment. It will earn you many stares if used in any public forum. Term maybe be subject to the location where you live.

Can you get the blow-comb so I can blow dry your hair.

by Cozen September 18, 2012

Chinky

A word with no racial overtones, describes a product that was poorly made. Usually these products didn’t resemble what was advertised on the box.

That bowl looks chinky and brittle. We will be returning it.

by Cozen November 14, 2020

No siree bub

With out any possible doubt, NO. Nope, Never, Never in a million years. Absolutely not. Used in conjunction with; Do I look I look that stupid to you?

I am not sticking my hand into that thing, no siree bub!

by Cozen December 4, 2011