213 definitions by Covido
A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.
At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.
by Covido March 29, 2022
A more respectable title Ms. Corona’s lawyers wanted WHO to use rather than Covid-19 in recognition of her lethal power in inflicting pain and suffering to millions of people globally, especially vis-à-vis those whom she felt gracious enough not to end their lives prematurely.
If the world continues to casually call her “Covid” or “Corona” instead of formally addressing her as “Covid the 19th,” Princess Corona threatens to mutate into the deadlier Covid-20, which could send most of the earthlings to the fearful side of eternity sooner than later.
by Covido December 18, 2020
When millions from the Chinese diaspora run the risk of being blacklisted and barred from entering China, Hong Kong, and Macau, because they refuse to publicly acknowledge or recognize that there is only one China in the world, and not two China’s—an autocratic China and a democratic Republic of China (or Taiwan).
Pro-Taipei mathematicians and math educators living in Asia, who reject the “1 China” worldview, risk a higher chance of being kidnapped by Chinese “special forces” and sent to reeducation camps in Xinjiang.
by Covido August 4, 2022
Short for “QAnon Statistics.” The conspiracy that the corona infections and deaths statistics in the US have been concocted or inflated to make Donald J. Trump look awfully untruthful and inept in managing the pandemic crisis.
President Trump claimed that “Only 6% people actually died of Covid-19,” “99% of coronavirus cases are “totally harmless,” and “US’s Covid-19 mortality rate is the lowest in the world.” Aren’t these examples of Q-tistics?
by Covido September 27, 2020
When the number of corona infections or deaths in a country or county on a single day reaches the number of days in a year, which hints that a new wave of infection is likely taking place, and the possibility of a new lockdown to contain the pandemic is inevitable.
When Covid-19 experiences a Covid-365 situation, Lockdown 2.0 is unavoidable to reduce the rising number of casualties or fatalities.
by Covido December 10, 2020
When China’s refusal to acknowledge that Wuhan is ground zero for the coronavirus, and its attempt to conceal the outbreak until whistleblowers leaked out the news to the world, is the root cause for the spread of the virus globally, which has since led to millions of infections and deaths.
Instead of admitting that it failed to warn the world about the coronavirus outbreak, China refuses to bear responsibility for lying and not closing its borders when thousands of its own citizens were already infected and had died from the plague—can the world really blame the West for wanting to label the coronavirus Covid-🇨🇳 instead of Covid-19?
by Covido November 22, 2020
When the country with the world’s largest Muslim population initially claimed that they had zero cases of the coronavirus, thanks to Allah’s “favor and protection,” compared to their more developed neighbors—today, the divine intervention is on hold, as Indonesia’s infection and mortality rates put them among the worst nation in Asia in containing the pandemic crisis.
The World Health Organization (WHO) and Indonesia’s neighbors had doubts about the Covid-🇮🇩 claim, because they all deduced that their alleged zero infection or mortality rate is the result of their poor health system and inept political leadership, and not so much because of a special divine protection on the nation.
by Covido December 18, 2020