3 definitions by Covidconcussion

Dirty Mattbauer

When a girl is about to cum from oral, she pulls your face into her pooper while not allowing you to leave until you solve an entire calculus exam

He didn’t know how to use his tongue, and it took me an hour to cum. To get back at him, I gave him a Dirty Mattbauer when I finished

by Covidconcussion April 17, 2020

Dirty Dara

Having a group of men nut on you while you read To Kill a Mockingbird to a high school class

Our teacher turned zoom video on when she was getting a Dirty Dara...we get an A

by Covidconcussion April 17, 2020

Dirty Leroy

The act of receiving oral sex from a hooker while receiving anal from a midget prostitute that’s doing fortnite dances as a trans stripper snorts cocaine off your chest

I thought my night was going normal until the 3rd tequila shot. After that, my friends walked in on me having a Dirty Leroy

by Covidconcussion April 17, 2020