Count Funkula's definitions

pour the meat

The action of having sex, from the male perspective.
past tense-poured the meat

I would like to pour the meat in Jennifer Anniston.

I poured the meat to this bitch last night.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

kneeslapper

When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.

That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.

by Count Funkula June 13, 2003

wigsplitta

A person (normally a gang member)who uses a firearm to shoot people in the top of the head.

He be a wigsplitta.
He be a wigsplittin nigga.

by Count Funkula June 2, 2003

whiskeydick

When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.

I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003