1 definition by Couchface and nasty-nast

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As stubborn as a mule, rugged as a moutain sheep, and smart as an elk.

A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
Wow, your as Joslyn as a mule
by Couchface and nasty-nast May 12, 2009

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