Cosmic Pope's definitions

GOD

Creator of all

He Just Is GOD

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

muffmaid

a whore, or prostitute , often unpaid, and willing to give freebies

Shit Bigass Brenda's a wonderful muffmaid , we spent three days just bangin and hangin playing oldskool Nintendo

by Cosmic Pope November 22, 2014

Plated

To get semen covered

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated

by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024

shoeshite

1) observer of a dumb religion, also spelled shushite 2) followers of the LDS, ICOC and JW cults

what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite

by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010

run the board

to fully control a situation

forget that i cant run against Trump he run the board

by cosmic Pope September 18, 2020

King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex

Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Western Whormlet

1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet

David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010