35 definitions by Cosmic Pope

Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude

Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on
i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010
1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation 2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men 3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert; 4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a fame animal preferably a mule or horse.

personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 26, 2010
1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax

if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010
1) to masturbate loudly 2) the sound your genital makes as you masturbate with lubrication 3) masturbational bliss or to be so into the act of masturbation one pays little heed to someone walking in. often said as "frappin it up"

i've been guilty of this Masturbational bliss aspect of frappin so often that it would be futile to give record of or keep track
Jason was caught frappin on the kitchen table; Jane was so deeply frappin she fell off the chaise lounge; we where all out back frappin it up to old Micheal Jackson songs, it only became funny when "beat it" came on; Jessica had an intense look on her face as we mutually frapped the night away
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
Creator of all
He Just Is GOD
by Cosmic Pope October 29, 2010
1) A woman of poor moral values or reputation 2) a woman known to have sex with random unknown men 3) a woman who's vagina one would assume would look like a rotten chunk of tripe, one would find as one walks along a gutter or culvert; 4) a woman who is samples were of her vaginal fluids, one will find semen of a local sports team, even the third string, a janitor, four box car riders, David Phelps, that retarded dude who jacks it behind the k-mart, and a farm animal preferably a mule or horse.

personally i began using the term Gutter Tripe after i met the walking definition of this word, and the only thing i could use to define her wretchedness was the word Gutter Tripe
a skank, a trick, whore, slut, prostitute, loathsome woman, rotten crotch, hood rat, mung taint, filthy woman, hoochie, a Janet Reno, mealy mouth crotch pheasant, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Montana Fishburne, Hanna Montana, Fabiola, Gutter Tripe, Gutter Snipe, Booty Poppin Allstar
by Cosmic Pope October 28, 2010
1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 26, 2010

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